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It must be legal

Credible reports have emerged of police joining looters in storm ravaged Louisiana. The Times-Picayune writes:

'Inside the store, one woman was stocking up on make-up. She said she took comfort in watching police load up their own carts. "It must be legal," she said. "The police are here taking stuff, too."'

Another citizen stated:

'The police got all the best stuff. They're crookeder than us'.

Police Officers claimed their radio communications have broken down and 'they had no direction from commanders' - as if direction is required for any policeman to refrain from anarchic, illegal actions. In the aftermath of the hurricane New Orleans is being called, ironically, 'downtown Baghdad' and 'Sodom and Gomorrah'.

Item posted by AutoEditor at 2:06 pm ::