Pixelated Semantics

A schizotypical inventory

I already had a Dream of God's presence and endorsement

The latest 419 scam email to arrive at my inbox is a perfect example of mangled english:

"I believe that we can do this business without any Hitch, if only you will be trusted and then follow simple yielding Instructions for a sound smooth success of this Divine mercy (business), as I already had a Dream, of God's presence and endorsement of this business Transaction. We have marshaled out a solid master plan/arrangements on how best to Actualize this laudable objective, so we are not trying to experiment with a transaction of this nature (MAGNITUDE), that will not/never ever come my way again in my life time. Our fears now is if this money will be safe in your custody pending our physical arrival for sharing, etc. If we agree and never to disagree again, you will stand to get 30% ... [small snip]

Note: The formal (diseased), died without Oral or writing "WILL" and without any "HIRE", so the formal as a foreigner, because he is a foreigner, this fund can not be released or paid to an Indigene here. IT MUST BE A FOREIGNER WITH A VALID INTERNATIONAL PASS-PORT. So based on this, that is the most reason why you are contacted in regards, as you know INHERITANCE is not a crime all over the world, but will be crime only when you did not follow the Rules, Laws and rocedures of International Inheritance by making triple sure to secureing all the necessary transaction documents to back up the said Inheritance, or other wise.

Waiting succinctly your positive response URGENTLY through my private"

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While there are far too many of these to generally bother collecting them, this one stands out for its desperate blend of capitalist enthusiasm with just the right god-fearing tone of reverence.

Item posted by AutoEditor at 2:35 pm ::